Heya. I'm a science fiction writer descended from a people who bred women capable of pulling a plow in case they had to eat the ox during a bad winter (or the Tsar's men burned the crops again). In other words, I'm genetically programmed to be one muscular babe.
Not exercising those muscles while sitting on my ass for umpteen years produced a number of short stories and novels; it also produced a wide ass. Hence, my attempt to reduce said ass in size through weightlifting and reasonable eating, with the occasional lapse due to something truly yummy.
Oh, and I swear a lot. Yay!
"I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised." -- www.shitmydadsays.com
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